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Seventeenth Chapter of Mark

செப்ரெம்பர் 12, 2008

 
 

V.Subramanian Aum
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her
Class the assignment for the next week.

“Next Sunday,” she said, “we are going to talk about liars, and
In preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the
Seventeenth Chapter of Mark.”

The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the
Teacher said, “Now then, all of you who have prepared for the
Lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to
The front of the room.”

About half the class rose and came forward.

“The rest of you may leave,” said the teacher, “these students
Are the ones I want to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter
In the Book of Mark.
 
” Calf Value
 
 A motorist driving by a
Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had
Happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

“Oh, about $200 today,” said the rancher.

“But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what
I’m out.”

The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the
Farmer.

“Here,” he said, “is the check for $900. It is post-dated six
Years from now.”
 
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